shit-looker

One who is able to look at their own feces in the toilet, but won't look a person in the eye and tell them the truth. Usually applied to politicians.

That lying, beurocratic, shit-looker!

by Unorigional November 14, 2004

Shit Locker

AKA: the poop shoot, the hershey highway, the dumper and formerly known as the anal cavity.

"Last night Dave went home with this broad and stuffed his dick in her her shit locker."

by yanner October 15, 2004

Shit Locker

(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).

Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.

by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005

Shit Locker

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.

Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!

by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016

shit locker

A bathroom stall in the men's room.

Some drunk was passed out in one of the shit lockers. The bar staff had to pick the lock and drag him out.

by Ottawa June 14, 2010

Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006