shiticacle

when your shit is ice cold

man did you take a shiticacle

by john guerin July 14, 2005

shitscale

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011

shitcicle

Frozen dog crap that dogs can't resist and will munch on.

When walking my dog Nikki this morning she came across a particular scrumptious shitcicle and scarfed it down before I could say, NO!!!!.

by raeghos January 23, 2011

shitcaller

One who calls attention to problems people don't want to talk about, often in a fashion that offends others. Connotes a degree of righteous indignation or "uncomfortable truth".

"Dude's a shitcaller, but you have to admit he has a point."

by Imbrotep October 15, 2014

shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

shiticane

fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami

We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.

or

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.

by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009

Shitcicle

During gay sex, a man pulls out only to find his penis covered in fecal matter.

When Todd noticed his shitcicle, he slapped Mark in the face with it and said, "Suck it off, bitch!"

by Coy Peterson June 11, 2005