shitext

The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.

Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.

I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.

shitext by gunitH0lla February 17, 2007

Yukkuri shiteitte ne 

A meme involving giant, disfigured heads resembling those of Touhou characters. It originated on 2ch in early 2008 when an Anon tried to make a Shift_JIS portrait of Reimu and Marisa and failed horribly. Another Anon thought the failed attempt was humorous and drew the infamous original picture (shown below right). Ever since that fateful day, yukkuri heads have dominated parts of NicoNico and made cameos in numerous other pieces of Touhou fanart. Their catchphrase "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" literally means "Do it slowly!", but has been more loosely translated as "Take it easy!" by the English-speaking Touhou community. This remains the basis for many of the jokes centered on yukkuris.

Reimu: This stalking deformed head of me is quite annoying.
Yukkuri Reimu: Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

Yukkuri shiteitte ne by That one guy over there in the August 17, 2009

Shtexting 

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.

I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.

Shtexting by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

Shiteatery 

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

Shitetanium 

Usualy the substance transformation of plastic toys from china or firniture from MFI.
Its when cheap toys or gadjets break with no force realy applied, Hence they must be made of Shitetanium.

Joe: Awwww crap i just broke my mobile....

Nick: Obviously got that new Shitetanium casing on it then.....

Shitetanium by Playfulgorilla March 6, 2009

Shitest 

Shitest or Shitty = the worst around

Commonly confused with the meaning of "The Shit". The important part of this is without "THE" an entirely different meaning applies.

For example:

1. That concert was shit! = Horrible concert
2. Dude, that concert was the shit! = Great concert

If you apply THE before shitest/shitty you are NOT changing the meaning like shown above. You are simply emphasizing how shitty (horrible) whatever you are referring to.

Example:
1. Wow, your boyfriend forgot about your anniversary? That's shitty. = that's fucked up, break up with him.

2. Bro, you live on the shitest side of town. = Your parents should've picked a better place to raise you.

Shitest by Cupids arrow July 24, 2017

shiteating cocksucker 

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

shiteating cocksucker by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009