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Shitbooking 

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Shitboomer 

n. Pejorative term referring to members of the baby boomer generation. Often used by Generation Xers or Millennials to express their frustration regarding how their parents' generation inherited a world of unlimited possibility and due to their boundless greed and entitlement, left their children and grandchildren a future of grinding austerity with no end in sight.
(1) My SHITBOOMER boss called me from the golf course to tell me I'm not working hard enough. (2) Sorry, honey, we'll never be able to buy a house because the SHITBOOMERS in Congress diverted the money for FHA loans to Social Security and Viagra research.
Shitboomer by TTH2012 July 5, 2012

shitbook 

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)
"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."
shitbook by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

shitproof 

1. Utterly unaffected by shit.

2. Immunity to all unpleasant events or conditions, usually due to one or several instances of terrific success or inheritance.
His girlfriend is like, a perfect 10. He's shitproof, dude.

Hugh Hefner, Jay-Z, David Beckham, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Sting, and Mr. Rogers are all shitproof.
shitproof by Chad Brad July 22, 2008

Shiboomski 

Slang used by teachers to congratulate their students on answering a problem or question successfully.
Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Four
Teacher: *yells* SHIBOOMSKI!!!
Shiboomski by Voidoracle October 7, 2012

Shiteroon 

Can be pronounced as shite-eroon or shit-eroon. Like a macaroon but full of shit. So if your friends are screwing you over, you could say they're feeding you shiteroons, or a shiteroon.
Dude: Man that person is really screwing you over.
Bro: I know she's been feeding me shiteroons. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to stop eating them.
Shiteroon by DogWho16 June 27, 2016