Shiboomba
A revolutionary new technology for keeping your yard clear of doggie bombs. Created by the innovative Holmay Brothers (Dan, Nick and Eric Holmay), the ‘ShiBoomba!’ (Patent pending) uses cutting edge machine learning algorithms to travel in a grid pattern and create a digital geo fenced representation.
Using a combination of LiDAR, IVA and olfactory sensors it detects doggie bombs and then remove them violently. By scooping up the aforementioned fecal matter with a hydraulic arm (weight tested for up to 25lbs).
Moving the arm in a rapid upwards motion it flings the feces into a garbage truck like compaction device violently and then exclaiming audibly “ShiBOOMBA!”- before continuing on its grid map until it encounters the next dung pile.
Using a combination of LiDAR, IVA and olfactory sensors it detects doggie bombs and then remove them violently. By scooping up the aforementioned fecal matter with a hydraulic arm (weight tested for up to 25lbs).
Moving the arm in a rapid upwards motion it flings the feces into a garbage truck like compaction device violently and then exclaiming audibly “ShiBOOMBA!”- before continuing on its grid map until it encounters the next dung pile.
My new ShiBOOMBA*is great at keeping the yard clean! *(TM, copyright, patent pending)
That guy really *ShiBOOMBA’d the shit out of that!
I’d *ShiBOOMBA! her any day.
That guy really *ShiBOOMBA’d the shit out of that!
I’d *ShiBOOMBA! her any day.
Shiboomba by TheDan9000 April 30, 2022
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