shitproof

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1. Utterly unaffected by shit.

2. Immunity to all unpleasant events or conditions, usually due to one or several instances of terrific success or inheritance.

His girlfriend is like, a perfect 10. He's shitproof, dude.

Hugh Hefner, Jay-Z, David Beckham, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Sting, and Mr. Rogers are all shitproof.

shitproof by Chad Brad July 22, 2008

Words you can keep

Shitpoo

The real and somewhat embarrassing name for the Shittish village of Sipoo, in Finland.

Shitpoo is a xenophobic little village with a high rate of inbreeding, like Tammisaari.

In english, Sibbo means Shitpoo, an anal retentive Shittish township located in the Finnish backwoods.

Shitpoo by Eva Asplund January 18, 2008

Related Words

shitproof • shitpoo • Shitpoop • shitaroo • Shitprot • shartproof • shitarooski • shitbroom • shiteroo • Shiteroon

Shiteroon

Can be pronounced as shite-eroon or shit-eroon. Like a macaroon but full of shit. So if your friends are screwing you over, you could say they're feeding you shiteroons, or a shiteroon.

Dude: Man that person is really screwing you over.
Bro: I know she's been feeding me shiteroons. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to stop eating them.

Shiteroon by DogWho16 June 27, 2016

Shitpoop

Verb. Something so unfair, ridiculous or disgusting it cannot be described with just the word "shit" or just the word "poop". Invented and popularized by Penny Arcade creators Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik.

They're out of chips!? Already!? This is shitpoop!

That Urban Dictionary example was a double pile of shitpoop!

Shitpoop by Entropy Cow October 28, 2009

shitpoopi

The painful act of shitting and pooping at the same time. Two logs out the hole at one time.

Sam: Hey rick, I heard john died yesterday from the infamous shitpoopi.
Rick: What the hell's a shitpoopi

shitpoopi by Poo Dr. March 12, 2008

Shitpoopotamus

A conceivable futuristic robot with the mind of a Roomba and the body of a Hungry Hungry Hippo. He rolls around day and night, chomping feces off the streets to make the world a cleaner place for humankind.

That Shitpoopotamus just ate my poop right off the sidewalk!

Shitpoopotamus by William Shakesbeard November 6, 2018

shiteroonie

an expleteive when something frustrating happens.

1. Well, shiteroonie, I left my cigarettes at the whorehouse!

shiteroonie by Voodoo Guru August 17, 2007

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026