shitproof 

1. Utterly unaffected by shit.

2. Immunity to all unpleasant events or conditions, usually due to one or several instances of terrific success or inheritance.

His girlfriend is like, a perfect 10. He's shitproof, dude.

Hugh Hefner, Jay-Z, David Beckham, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Sting, and Mr. Rogers are all shitproof.

shitproof by Chad Brad July 22, 2008

Shitpoo 

The real and somewhat embarrassing name for the Shittish village of Sipoo, in Finland.

Shitpoo is a xenophobic little village with a high rate of inbreeding, like Tammisaari.

In english, Sibbo means Shitpoo, an anal retentive Shittish township located in the Finnish backwoods.

Shitpoo by Eva Asplund January 18, 2008

Shiteroon 

Can be pronounced as shite-eroon or shit-eroon. Like a macaroon but full of shit. So if your friends are screwing you over, you could say they're feeding you shiteroons, or a shiteroon.

Dude: Man that person is really screwing you over.
Bro: I know she's been feeding me shiteroons. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to stop eating them.

Shiteroon by DogWho16 June 27, 2016

Shitpoop 

Verb. Something so unfair, ridiculous or disgusting it cannot be described with just the word "shit" or just the word "poop". Invented and popularized by Penny Arcade creators Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik.

They're out of chips!? Already!? This is shitpoop!

That Urban Dictionary example was a double pile of shitpoop!

Shitpoop by Entropy Cow October 28, 2009

shitpoopi 

The painful act of shitting and pooping at the same time. Two logs out the hole at one time.

Sam: Hey rick, I heard john died yesterday from the infamous shitpoopi.
Rick: What the hell's a shitpoopi

shitpoopi by Poo Dr. March 12, 2008

Shitpoopotamus 

A conceivable futuristic robot with the mind of a Roomba and the body of a Hungry Hungry Hippo. He rolls around day and night, chomping feces off the streets to make the world a cleaner place for humankind.

That Shitpoopotamus just ate my poop right off the sidewalk!

Shitpoopotamus by William Shakesbeard November 6, 2018

shiteroonie 

an expleteive when something frustrating happens.

1. Well, shiteroonie, I left my cigarettes at the whorehouse!

shiteroonie by Voodoo Guru August 17, 2007