shitbrit

shitty British Literature sometimes remarked to be "great" works of art

the ever lovely Pride and Prejudice or more commonly known as "shitbrit"

by precipce September 21, 2010

shitbrit

That Ye Olde English literature that all of your high school teachers can drone on about for a good hour EVERYDAY OF HIGH SCHOOL. NAWT that great, sorry Jane Austen. Honestly, the only reason people like shitbrit is because it was one of the first things ever written and that's why it was such an achievement. SMH

wanda: "hey I'm reading Pride and Prejudice... such meaningful British literature."
minnie: "wow COLs that's some shitbrit if I've ever heard of it" COLs again
Wanda: Fine. I'll go read Beowulf.
Minnie: EVEN worse.

by edge of a precipIce September 25, 2010

shitbright

shitbright, n. : a nonsensical idea that is nevertheless effective, esp. the most effective option available

Damn Forrest, that was some serious shitbright there!

by hazzard65 November 24, 2014

ShitRite

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.

You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.

by JamesOhio September 23, 2009

ShitBit

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

shitbrix

"Shitbrix", "Shitbricks" or "Shitting bricks" is when you are suddenly startled or afraid...So afraid that you could "Shit a brick".

"Shitbrix" is also a website- shitbrix.com

If a wasp suddenly buzzes past you, you may be suddenly terrified and shit a brick.

If you're watching a horror movie and something scary happens, you may scream and "Shit a brick"

If you visit the website shitbrix.com and you find something creepy in the pic, you may go "Holy SHITBRIX!!!!"

by \/ Temari \/ September 20, 2009