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Ninja Shitblast 

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.
Ninja Shitblast by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

ShitBlast 

When your bowel blows fecesshit out of your body a really fast rate.
"I just shitblast-ed the toilet...I think I dented it..."
ShitBlast by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007

shitfasted 

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!
person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

shitblistering 

A BDSM practice involving the injecting of small amounts of other people's faeces under the skin. These then blister.
shitblistering by meater October 6, 2003

ShitBlast 

ShitBlast- a fart that smells really bad.
Bro that smells like a Fuckin Shitblast.
ShitBlast by DukeCitym September 30, 2019
To be heavily intoxicated as a result of freebasing, or smoking crack.
Man, I was up all last night smoking crack. I got totally shitbased.
shitbased by r the p June 19, 2008
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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