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shitblasted 

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.
After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.
shitblasted by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008
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shitblistering 

A BDSM practice involving the injecting of small amounts of other people's faeces under the skin. These then blister.
shitblistering by meater October 6, 2003

Shitblaster 

When you launch feces at speeds of over 87 MPH from your rectum.

This is a known side-effect of having Taco Bell induced with 3 or more laxatives.
"Dude.. I turned into a complete shitblaster last night, I think I drowned someone.."
Shitblaster by grandmafetish June 26, 2015