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shitbusted

Office term meaning being caught leaving the toilet cubicle as the sole culprit of a particularly stinky dump.
I just went to the toilets and shitbusted Allan, what a stinker!!
by Nuked Bug September 17, 2003
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Shitbuster

When you know someone is taking a shit, you run in the bathroom during the shit and you yell,
"ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"
and the other person will prob be like,
"GTFO"
and you say in a high pitched voice.
"BUSTED"
then exit the bathroom.
After you complete the task completely, you are now officially a shitbuster.
*Friend Goes Into Bathroom and Sits Down To Take Shit*
*You wait 2 minutes then run into bathroom*

You: "ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"

Friend: "Yeah GTFO BITCH!"

You: "BUSTED!!" (In High Pitched Voice)

You are now officially a shitbuster.
by AndypizzleFoShizzle August 21, 2008
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shinbuster

A type of lighting fixture commonly used in dance and theatrical performances. It is mounted on the ground and at just the right height to crack your shin into, hence the name.
Jim totally got creamed by that shinbuster during last night's rehearsal.
by lorem ipsum December 8, 2009
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shitfasted

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!
person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy
by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007
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shitblasted

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.
After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.
by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008
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Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.
i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.
by devilace July 24, 2009
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Shitcunted

Intoxication, to the point where many moral/business/life mistakes get made and with no recollection of the previous nights events in the morning. Far more drunk then any other descriptive word or slang.
Fred:Where were you last night? I heard you stole, then crashed your bosses car into your girlfriends house, then started hitting on her mum?

Geoff:Shitcunted.
by Schalk tuilagi November 10, 2009
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