shitblazed 

When you are drunk and high af the same time

Those shots and blunts got me feelin shitblazed.

shitblazed by gandalfthepink February 23, 2019

shiblazed 

when you have consumed large amounts of alcohol concluding you to be shit-faced and then following up with a nuggest fest which causes you to be extremely blazed. you are now, shiblazed!

"duuuddeeee man that sick ragger was totally sick bro i drank so much and toked on that shit too, i'm so shiblazed!"

shiblazed by Ashley, Jenny, Staci June 29, 2006

shitalyzed 

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.

"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!

shitalyzed by Charles Ham January 10, 2008

shitbaked 

(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!

shitbaked by Heptune May 14, 2005

shitbaked 

Newfy term for scared shitless

you know you are "shitbaked",when the cops pull you over with open bottles of beer in the car and a dozen in your belly :(

shitbaked by Molson Canadian February 5, 2010

Shitblade 

When you squeze your but cheeks together in order to cut of the terd.

I had to get to the high def porn on my computer so I used my shitblade to wrap up my poo faster.

Shitblade by mack daddy Q March 24, 2009

shitblasted 

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.

After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.

shitblasted by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008