shit off

an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.

"mum can i have some money to pay for anal sex after school?" mum replies "shit off!"

by McSquigan May 20, 2007

shit off

same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk

Rv - "Hello Charlie"
Kirst - "Shit off Charlie, you berk"

by i'm a cockney February 6, 2009

shit off

To be angry at one another.

Shit Off you fuckarse.

by Kitten Poo September 10, 2003

Shit Off

Competition to assess who can shit the fastest

"Gonna have a shit off to see who gets the US presidency job"

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

shit off

a word used to offend people who point out grammatical spelling areas on graffiti on a bus window

it's supposed to have an apostrophe in it

SHIT OFF

by bill the troll November 24, 2004

shit-off

Shit-off:
-the grammatically correct "spelling" for the erroneous "shit off"

-a more intense expression than "bugger-off"

-a more tame expression than "fuck-off"

If you film me I will kill you. Shit-off
-Nick Frost

by Samui Kitsune December 29, 2007

shit off

Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.

Shit off you poon
Shit off ya ragamuff
I don't want you here, so Shit off.

by King Poon June 6, 2004