Kirst is an expression used to describe someone who pretends they have a pet cat to be cool and fit in with society.

A 'kirst' can usually be detected because they unneccarily bring up their make believe cat into a conversation. This is all part of their attempt to make their elaborate lie believable.

Girl: Wow that rainbow looks so lovely

Kirst: yes me and my cat looked at YouTube videos of rainbows last night
Girl: stop being such a kirst. I accept you without a cat!
Kirst: I do have a cat called Harvey!

kirst by Klippityklop December 9, 2013

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Kirsteinity

Kirsteinity is the religion based on the supremacy of the hottest attack on titan character, Jean Kirstein.

Kirsteinity? What is that?
It’s the religion of all the bad bitches

Kirsteinity by ta_mère<3 July 12, 2021

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Kirito is always right foundation

The foundation dedicated to the undeniable fact that Kirito is always right

Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*

Kirito is always right foundation by Evasive Radish May 14, 2015

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