Kirst

A person that cannot successfully construct a sentence or hold a conversation.

Raam: Hey kirst

Kirst: Fuck shit Matt Behr Crap Shit Emo 12 inch tunnels

Steve: Mad

by Sexy June 2, 2004

Kirst

Rock hard, amaaaaaaaaazing, cute and one hell of a sexy bitch!!!

Wow check out the legs on her, she's such a Kirsty!!

by Sinnocence October 17, 2004

kirst

Really not nice

You are a kirst

by Jay June 2, 2004

kirst

Very sxc llama.

Stupid can opener piece o crap..It trapped my soup in there forever!

by santa June 2, 2004

kirst

Kirst is an expression used to describe someone who pretends they have a pet cat to be cool and fit in with society.

A 'kirst' can usually be detected because they unneccarily bring up their make believe cat into a conversation. This is all part of their attempt to make their elaborate lie believable.

Girl: Wow that rainbow looks so lovely

Kirst: yes me and my cat looked at YouTube videos of rainbows last night
Girl: stop being such a kirst. I accept you without a cat!
Kirst: I do have a cat called Harvey!

by Klippityklop December 9, 2013

kirste harrison

James first girlfriend... he seems to find her very attractive, sweet, cute, and all he wants.

She did not want james after a week and she has had problems in the past... but shes the utmost greatest person and everyone should be jealous of her spelling powers.

Kirste you are beautiful

*kirste* shut up james

by James February 9, 2005