shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

Holy Shit Grip

The handles located in a vehicle that you grasp, usually while proclaiming "Holy SHIT!" at the top of your lungs. Whether or not there is actually any impending danger is irrelevant.

See Oh shit handle or oh shit bar for slightly different examples.

"Holy SHIT did you see that guy?? I had to go for the holy shit grip to support me in my moment of disbelief!"

by Scott-tron 9001 December 11, 2006

o shit grip

The handles located in a vehicle that you grasp, usually while proclaiming "O SHIT!" at the top of your lungs. Whether or not there is actually any impending danger is irrelevant.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. Grab the O Shit Grip and hang on!

by Jim Broni January 14, 2019

a grip of shit

A large amount of material possessions with no value to others.

"I've got a grip of shit to move to my new place."

by Crazycrazy February 14, 2015

Grips my shit

When a person or act is found to be so annoying that it actually creates discomfort, almost as if someone is gripping internal organs.

He really is beginning to grip my shit.

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

it grips my shit

A term that was first used to found a (my) website of the same name (the address I cannot provide due to the advertising nature that would be, unless the site will allow me to). It means that something really winds you up. When something does wind you up, it's refered to as "gripping my shit".. as if the said situation has grabbed you right in the ass and is gripping whats inside. If your refering to some-one elses problems then it's described as "gripping YOUR shit"

The same site is also the public founder of the "Shit List": Basically, a personal list of items/people combined that griped my shit.

(Bitching about some-one) "That girl really grips my shit"
OR
People that drive at 30 mph in a 50 really grip my shit.
(Talking to some-one) "What's Gripping Your Shit?"
"insert something that annoys you.. It Grips My Shit"

by Aaron Tuckwell June 23, 2006