1.when you shit is to big for you asshole therefore causing much pain as it scrapes the side of your ass like glass.
by Juiceman4 November 16, 2011
by Kayla Conno January 21, 2019
1.People who are overly clinical,depressive,pessimistic about everything,We could say the see the world through shit colored glasses instead rose colored glasses.
Joe: What's wrong with Paul,he keep harping about how bad everything is.
Jeff: Oh,Paul wears shit colored glasses.
Jeff: Oh,Paul wears shit colored glasses.
by ryukage99 August 24, 2011
A terrible experience during a bowel movement in which the shit coming out of your bunghole feels as if large pieces of glass are inside of it. The feeling that glass is slicing your hersey highway open as you poop.
by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006
An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.
To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
by Glennicus August 28, 2020
A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting
Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009
Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!
by Bilgerat984 January 7, 2019