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eat glass and shit it out yo ass 

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.
idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

gassy shit 

a bowel movement, accompanied by excessive gas
I took a gassy shit last night after all that fuckin' Mexican food.
gassy shit by lavazza July 27, 2006

shit colored glasses

1.People who are overly clinical,depressive,pessimistic about everything,We could say the see the world through shit colored glasses instead rose colored glasses.
Joe: What's wrong with Paul,he keep harping about how bad everything is.
Jeff: Oh,Paul wears shit colored glasses.
shit colored glasses by ryukage99 August 25, 2011

Shit-tinted glasses 

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
Shit-tinted glasses by Glennicus August 28, 2020

shotglassing 

To clean something by taking a shot glass with warm salt water solution against the exposed area (usually your belly button piercing).
"Are you shotglassing tonight?"

"I have to shotglass it tonight."

"Remind me to shotglass myself today... before it gets infected."
shotglassing by darlin275 November 18, 2011

Shitgassam 

When you take such pleasure out of taking a shit that you orgasam
Uhhh just had a huge shitgassam
Shitgassam by Ksiisamonkey May 8, 2019