shit-camel

Usually a lazy retard so slow that growing grass outpaces them.

The manager at McDonalds is usually a shit-camel!

by Lord Meatclown August 12, 2004

shit camel

Someone who goes for long periods of time without taking a dump. Especially someone who prefers and actually endeavors to crap as infrequently as possible.

I hate to be interrupted in the middle of a multi-day gaming marathon. I wish I was a SHIT CAMEL.

by nhukcire October 4, 2008

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005