shit whisk

A complete and utter moron, oblivious to even the most obvious common sense realities.

dude, Ricky is such a shit whisk, he couldn't even do one plus one!

by teh fool December 4, 2013

Shit Whisper

When one passes gas while holding a stool in their anal cavity.

-"Man, did you shit on yourself?"

-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."

by Colby Rountree August 31, 2004

shit whiskers

1) whiskers, such as a moustache or a beard, that are made out of shit particles

2) whiskers or hairs that grow out of a piece of human or animal shit

Henry: Hey Benny, when you get a second, look to your right and check out that guy's disgusting beard.

Benny: Damn Henry, it looks like that guy has been washing his face with his mother's asshole. The dude has a serious collection of shit whiskers huh.
or

"I forgot to pick up my dog's shit while i was walking him yesterday and when i walked by it today, the turd had some serious shit whiskers growing out of it"

by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 31, 2009

Shit whisper

fart

"Who has been shit whisperin in here?"

"It smells like a shit whisper sandwich in this place"

"Id appreciate it if you could shit whisper outside"

by theshitwhisperer November 11, 2013

Shit Whisper

That loud puff of air that comes out of your dogs ass

Husband: Did you hear that noise? What was that?

Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!

by Biggies September 4, 2014

Shit Whiskers

The hairs in your butt crack that always track a little bit of poop when ever take a dump.

I had to thoroughly clean my razor after I shaved my shit whiskers.

by Diddle Jack October 5, 2016

Shit whisperer

A plumber or someone who works in a related occupation such as effluent or waste management.

I had a blocked toilet so I rang the shit whisperer and he came over and fixed it.

by Write Stuff December 21, 2010