2 definitions by Diddle Jack

The hairs in your butt crack that always track a little bit of poop when ever take a dump.
I had to thoroughly clean my razor after I shaved my shit whiskers.
by Diddle Jack October 6, 2016
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The act of trying to get smarter by having sex with intelligent individuals.
I have a physics test tomorrow that I didn't study for, so I guess I'll sharpen the sword with Steven Hawking.
by Diddle Jack October 3, 2016
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