Shit Wagon 

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.

Do you read DC comics?
Ugh, DC comics? It's the shit wagon.

Shit Wagon by Thenamethatis30characterslong. October 6, 2006

shit wagon 

A derogative name for a police patrol car.

Hide in those buses here comes a shit wagon.

shit wagon by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

Shit-wagon 

A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being

That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.

Shit-wagon by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon

Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.

Bloody hell what's that I can smell?

That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.

Filthy old bastard.

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon 

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon by JKB March 12, 2004

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon 

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon 

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003