shit thistle 

An amusing welcome, or internet comment used between friends, when there is mutual respect for each others ability to be offensive. Used when sexist, racist, and all other sorts of politically incorrect language has lost all ability to shock.

Neil: Sup, Cock-Rocket?

D: Fuck off you fucking Shit thistle.

shit thistle by Neil Holland October 16, 2006

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle 

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle by grumpyboy December 27, 2005

shitwhistles 

An expression of displeasure.

Synonym: Shucks

Example: "Adam, it looks like you stepped in dog shit..." "Aww shitwhistles!"

shitwhistles by BBaylor400 July 7, 2008

shitwhistle 

the anus. aka the asshole.

I fucked tonya in the shitwhistle

shitwhistle by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004