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Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!
I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.
Shit-tarded by Buford3 April 30, 2009
Related Words

shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.
"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"
shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005

Shitfarted 

Shitfarted is another name for sharting. When you fart and you accidentally poop in your pants.
"You shitfarted in my shorts?!"
Shitfarted by Lnasty January 9, 2012

shitarted 

there is no definition it just is
that's pretty shitarted
shitarted by chinacheezit November 12, 2021

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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