Shit Stopper

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It's when you eat magnets and inside your stomach the magnets get surrounded by poop and in order to stop yourself from pooping you put a strong magnet to your stomach and and you can control where the turd goes by moving the magnet.

Andrew: Wow do I have to poop
Ryan: Just use the shit stopper method

Shit Stopper by poop_stopper_man_31 December 5, 2019

Words you can keep

Shit Stopper

the act of falling on your ass soo hard that in doing so you loose all feeling and the abilty to shit.

"ouch did you fall on your monkey bone?"
"ahhh thats a shit stopper >_<"

Shit Stopper by L0LitsN0rman October 24, 2008

Related Words

shit stoppers • Stopper Shit • shit shopper • shitstomper • Shitstopher Reeves • Shit Topper • [slit-stopper] • shit • shit show • shit cunt

shit-stopper

noun: When an overly pushy, strict parent delivers a swift kick into the anal cavity of the child to prevent the child from shitting

Tom:"Father, I need to go to the toilet"
Father John:"NO SON! You must stay and watch the Rugby! Here this shit-stopper will stop you from needing to shit!"
*Swift kick to the arse*

shit-stopper by jimbobhas December 17, 2009

Stopper Shit

The stopper shit is a type of shit that takes a lengthy amount of time and egregious amounts of effort to push out, only for it to be tiny and often round. This shit’s namesake is due to it often being followed by a flood of diarrhea, hence it being a stopper, as it plugs the hole until removed.

“Man I’m not feeling well, last night I pushed out a stopper shit and damn near blasted half my guts out after.”

Stopper Shit by AverageSchizo September 13, 2022

shit stoppers

Very tight fitting trousers.

To a portly chap, averse to loose garmentry, one could say: "Sideways on, you look like a fucking question mark, in those shit stoppers."

shit stoppers by Mr P. August 19, 2006

shit stompers

shoes or sneakers that are in very poor condition; busted ass shoes

Ay you you need to go to the mall and get some kicks so you can get rid of them shit stompers

shit stompers by Lamar and Lymeeke January 15, 2006

shit shopper

A person who only buys junk food at the supermarket.

That fat slob never eats anything healthy. He's a real shit shopper.

shit shopper by frenchie 312 December 23, 2015

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026