shit-stopper

noun: When an overly pushy, strict parent delivers a swift kick into the anal cavity of the child to prevent the child from shitting

Tom:"Father, I need to go to the toilet"
Father John:"NO SON! You must stay and watch the Rugby! Here this shit-stopper will stop you from needing to shit!"
*Swift kick to the arse*

shit-stopper by jimbobhas December 17, 2009

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Shit Stopper

It's when you eat magnets and inside your stomach the magnets get surrounded by poop and in order to stop yourself from pooping you put a strong magnet to your stomach and and you can control where the turd goes by moving the magnet.

Andrew: Wow do I have to poop
Ryan: Just use the shit stopper method

Shit Stopper by poop_stopper_man_31 December 5, 2019

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Shit Stopper

the act of falling on your ass soo hard that in doing so you loose all feeling and the abilty to shit.

"ouch did you fall on your monkey bone?"
"ahhh thats a shit stopper >_<"

Shit Stopper by L0LitsN0rman October 24, 2008

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Stopper Shit

The stopper shit is a type of shit that takes a lengthy amount of time and egregious amounts of effort to push out, only for it to be tiny and often round. This shit’s namesake is due to it often being followed by a flood of diarrhea, hence it being a stopper, as it plugs the hole until removed.

“Man I’m not feeling well, last night I pushed out a stopper shit and damn near blasted half my guts out after.”

Stopper Shit by AverageSchizo September 13, 2022