shit sprinkler 

when you walk into a fast food bathroom, most often at Taco Hell, or other cheap Mexican food places, and the walls,floor and toilet are covered in diarrhea, it looks like someone with explosive diarrhea spun around really fast while shitting, hence a shit sprinkler sound would be like faaaaart-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit

Don't go in the stall in that bathroom, looks like someone set off a shit sprinkler in there

shit sprinkler by fartposter December 19, 2013

Shit Sprinkler 

1. A person who has had a shitty experience and, by virtue of their personal disposition, ensures that everyone around them share that shitty experience either directly or indirectly through misdirected rage.

2. A creature that continues to rotate or move while defecating so as to disperse the shit throughout an area.

3. A spewing of uninformed, unfounded, heavily biased, poorly worded and generally unintelligible opinion to a broad audience.

1a. Thibaut Pinot in the 2015 Tour de France was a Shit Sprinkler who sprayed his mechanics and teammates after disappointing performances.

1b. When I stubbed my toe and smashed my favourite porcelain cat figurine on the floor, I had my kids/spouse/servant clean it up while berating him/her about how much the figurine cost and how it was coming out of their spending money. Making them realize how much I was suffering by making him/her suffer made me feel better.

2. Damnit, my dog is such a shit sprinkler at night which forces me to feel around in the dark for clean-up.

3. Looking at the comments section of most news websites is willingly running through a Shit Sprinkler.

Shit Sprinkler by UD_Pseudonym September 27, 2015

The Old Shit Sprinkler 

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

The Old Shit Sprinkler by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020

Shit sprinkle ice cream 

A shitty product cover in nice advertisement or pure exaggeration in order to sell it.

Wow, this new Chinese's phone is a total shit sprinkle ice cream.

Shit sprinkle ice cream by kneegerer January 10, 2021

Shit with piss sprinkles 

Something that's bad that gets worse i.e getting beaten up at a nightclub, then finding out someone fucked your missus.

Bad night last night fam was shit with piss sprinkles

Shit with piss sprinkles by Keazy June 19, 2016

spinkle glitter on shit 

to make things more fancy than they need to be, or if you build something up to be good and it turns out to be rubbish.

'gary, dont spinkle glitter on shit again, this is crap'

spinkle glitter on shit by Aledran February 1, 2009