shit roll

A joint or doobie (aka marijuana filled cigarette) that is improperly constructed. This apparatus may be characterized by lopsidedness, weed falling out sides, or having openings other than the end designated for inhalation.

Joe: What a shit roll man. How am I supposed to smoke that?
Timmy: I am sure you will find a way you pothead.

by Harry Pothead Potter November 4, 2013

Shit roll up hill

when a guy stronger hurts you mentally and physically, so you knock out a person stronger than him.

Guy: a guy from grade 11 hurt me, but i refused to tell
Guy 2: Whadja do?
Guy: I knocked out the strongest guy on the ground and threatened to knock anyone if they dared to give me shit!, even the guy that knocked me out thought he was next, now i'm king of pain
Guy 2: Didja get caught
Guy: even the principal thought his life was on the line. i make shit roll up hill

by your best idiot April 8, 2010

Shit Roll Invader

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse

All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!

by Sheep2000 August 6, 2016

let that shit roll

#SWOUP #RAID

"Let that shit roll, let that shit roll"

by 5kulk June 21, 2017

Rock and Roll Shit

Taking a shit where there is little thrashing about, a great deal of enjoyment and a bit of pelvic movement to shake it off.

oooooooo that was a rock and roll shit there, fabulous!

by jackjackjackjackjackjack March 26, 2011

Roll your shit

Basically a way of saying "get your shit together" or to do whatever you gotta do to get shit done. Kind of a motivation

- Originating in the Netherlands, Maastricht
-By two stoners

It alludes to the act of rolling a joint which people who indulge in weed tend to enjoy

Rodrigo: "Damn bro I'm so fucking tired, I don't think I can be fucked to study for this exam, Imma just take the L and fail..."

Shanice: "Bitch stfu and roll your shit, you got this"

or

Sam: "Bruh I'm running late right now, I just missed two trains!"

Reneé: "Bitch roll your shit"

by GanjaGurl January 31, 2022

shit rolls down hill

In military parlance it means anything crappy coming from the top of the chain of command will hit everyone down to the bottom. This includes dumbass decision making, disciplinary actions, or simply a superior taking his frustrations out on subordinates.

Privates, I'm knee deep in your ass right now because the 1st Sgt was knee-deep in my ass this morning, and shit rolls down hill!

by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016