A joint or doobie (aka marijuana filled cigarette) that is improperly constructed. This apparatus may be characterized by lopsidedness, weed falling out sides, or having openings other than the end designated for inhalation.
Joe: What a shit roll man. How am I supposed to smoke that?
Timmy: I am sure you will find a way you pothead.
Timmy: I am sure you will find a way you pothead.
by Harry Pothead Potter November 05, 2013
When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."
Clu: You gotta check out this new band, it's awesome! Look, here's the video.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...
Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...
Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!
by The Riqo March 21, 2011
Derived from the popular term "Rick-Rolled," Shit-Rolled is when one is innocently exposed to the sound of someone's explosive shitting.
Sarah and Holly were innocently leaving the ice rink when they got Shit-Rolled by a stranger deep inside the men's restroom.
by Weezing the Juice February 28, 2011
The act of working a poorly paying job with no hope of advancement, with the expectation that you will be doing something else (specific or ambiguous) in the future. Originated from Australian slang. Possibly coming from either the phrase 'getting shit rolling' spoken sarcastically, or the description of one's own job with the imagery evoked by the literal interpretation of the phrase.
I'm just shit rolling at Walmart until I start grad school in the fall.
I'm working down at Arby's now. It's shit rolling but at least it pays the bills.
I'm working down at Arby's now. It's shit rolling but at least it pays the bills.
by AussieOperative July 18, 2009
In military parlance it means anything crappy coming from the top of the chain of command will hit everyone down to the bottom. This includes dumbass decision making, disciplinary actions, or simply a superior taking his frustrations out on subordinates.
Privates, I'm knee deep in your ass right now because the 1st Sgt was knee-deep in my ass this morning, and shit rolls down hill!
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
when you have to deal with a problem that someone above you (your boss, parents, teachers, etc) caused.
don't forget....you can throw shit up hill cause it will roll right back down, but heavier.
don't forget....you can throw shit up hill cause it will roll right back down, but heavier.
by metamorphosis May 15, 2004
"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016