enkephalin07's definitions

shit rolls down hill

In military parlance it means anything crappy coming from the top of the chain of command will hit everyone down to the bottom. This includes dumbass decision making, disciplinary actions, or simply a superior taking his frustrations out on subordinates.

Privates, I'm knee deep in your ass right now because the 1st Sgt was knee-deep in my ass this morning, and shit rolls down hill!

by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016

shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.

We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.

by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016

knee deep in ass

"knee deep in ass", "knee deep in my/your/his/her/their ass"

To get knee deep in someone's ass is to deliver an extensive verbal reprimand with such fervent displeasure that the recipient feels violated.

see also called out on the carpet

That text was probably an accident, but I have to uphold my authority, so I'm gonna get him in here to get knee deep in his ass (knee deep in ass) over it for the next hour.

by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016

Necropancy

The act of drawing forth shed lower body garments from the bottom of the clothes pile, and making them WALK AGAIN!

I think Carl has given his boxers a second life. He has the smell of necropancy about him.

by enkephalin07 August 19, 2016

pee shy

Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.

"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

sphincter it out

To clench your sphincter to push out the last contents of your bladder or bowels.

"I felt like there was still more piss in me, so I kept pushing until I sphinctered out the tail of it."
"Hey, we're waiting to use the crapper, so sphincter it out already!"

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.

I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016