The fear that something terrible will happen to someone close to you just because they're close to you.
Occupational hazard of protagonists. Not very untrue to life.
Occupational hazard of protagonists. Not very untrue to life.
Kyle swore he would never let anyone die like her. But he and Pete, Bruce and Ben have been occupied with fridge anxiety ever since.
by enkephalin07 April 08, 2016
"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.
by enkephalin07 November 26, 2015
This is where documents procrastinate after apathetic organization has rodented (is that a word yet? I mean ferreted and squirreled are verbs, but there are plenty of rodents that succinctly define the behavior) them away to an innocuous corner of of an administrative employee's office.
How did you find the Jonathon estate contract? That wasn't in his folder.
I just dug it out of the rathole file. Looks like the last signature on it is five years old.
I just dug it out of the rathole file. Looks like the last signature on it is five years old.
by enkephalin07 August 19, 2023
1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.
2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!
2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
by enkephalin07 November 28, 2015
The act of pulling out in expectation of ejaculation that doesn't arrive. After doing so, a male has to decide whether he's close enough to pump it out by hand, or go back in until he's genuinely ready.
The former is the safer choice, because a premature withdrawal leaves the man less trusting of his timing for the rest of the sexual encounter.
The former is the safer choice, because a premature withdrawal leaves the man less trusting of his timing for the rest of the sexual encounter.
I didn't think it was safe to go back in after a premature withdrawal. Fortunately her backdoor was open to finish in.
by enkephalin07 November 27, 2015
"knee deep in ass", "knee deep in my/your/his/her/their ass"
To get knee deep in someone's ass is to deliver an extensive verbal reprimand with such fervent displeasure that the recipient feels violated.
see also called out on the carpet
To get knee deep in someone's ass is to deliver an extensive verbal reprimand with such fervent displeasure that the recipient feels violated.
see also called out on the carpet
That text was probably an accident, but I have to uphold my authority, so I'm gonna get him in here to get knee deep in his ass (knee deep in ass) over it for the next hour.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016