shit minge
shit minge by sailorgaz July 23, 2012
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Midget Shit
1. A small individual.
2. A small individual that thinks that they are "The Shit" then when the individual gets call a "midget shit" they respond quietly to them self.
3. A small individual that shit's in someone's toilet and forgets to flush.
2. A small individual that thinks that they are "The Shit" then when the individual gets call a "midget shit" they respond quietly to them self.
3. A small individual that shit's in someone's toilet and forgets to flush.
1. "Look at the new kid what a midget shit."
2. John:"Hey look look at my wicked car."
Jimmy:"Shut up you midget shit."
John:"You shut up." Said quietly.
3. "Hey asshole you forgot to flush. You midget shit."
2. John:"Hey look look at my wicked car."
Jimmy:"Shut up you midget shit."
John:"You shut up." Said quietly.
3. "Hey asshole you forgot to flush. You midget shit."
Midget Shit by Cowyman September 21, 2009
Related Words
shit minge • Mingey Shit • shitfinger • ShitMonger • shitmidget • Shitfingering • Shitminded • shitming • Shitpinger • shit fingered
Mingey Shit
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The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.
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shitmidget
A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.
"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."
shitmidget by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009
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