shit jock

the word a guy from McDonalds used to insult me when i told him that his breathe smelt like cok...

it means ride/poke shit (while its in a man).. as in a horse jockey... generally meaning fag because i assume that he implied i was gay.

this is also a pretty lame word so after finding out what it means i dont suggest you start using it...

Me - "hey man your breathe smells like cheese infested cock!!"

Fag at McDonalds - "Yeh.. well... your a shit jock"

by Heath_Lord May 30, 2006

Shit Guzzling Rim Jock

1. Homosexual

2. Stupid Person, usually male, but not always.

3. Slutty Gay,

4. fun insult

1. Dude, turns out my best freinds brother is a shit guzzling rim jock

2. Oh! look what she did to my hoover.. shit guzzling rim jock!

3. Whoa slow down man, you are turning into a shit guzzling rim jock

4. shut up man, you shit guzzling rim jock

by Vickeesgay October 30, 2007

jock my shit

apparently used as slang in the early 90s, to express appreciation.

That delicious hamburger really jocks my shit.

by megan April 25, 2004

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006

shit jockey

girl/guy is tone-deaf acting as a dj in cheap clubs or at home. They even buy brand new LP's, high priced DJ equipments as far as satisfying themselves

- Hey Alexandro! is that fucking vuvuzela screw up my brain fucking all time so drives me mad

?

- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music

by isolatedmybike July 10, 2010

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010