shit cakes

my mothers cakes

"mom this cake tastes like shit!!!!"

shit cakes by keenan April 7, 2004

Shit cakes

When you poop on a girls tits and pound it with your dick so it looks like a cake.

Hank:I gave Jenny some shit cakes last night.

Jeff:Shit dude, me to!

Shit cakes by magoo112 November 16, 2009

shit-cakes 

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

shit-cakes by Pete89 July 25, 2007

Snow covered shit cakes 

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.

Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!

Snow covered shit cakes by yeaibet5286 May 27, 2011

malu shit cakes 

A shit cake made by south indian malu descent, compressed usually by hand. The best of the packers are called 'Shit Cakers'.

Joel your family makes the best malu shit cakes

malu shit cakes by ASFDFS January 22, 2007

Cakes and shit 

A tough situation.

Oh dude, you know what? I'm sorry I tried to put your head in this, this is gonna be like cakes and shit.

Cakes and shit by Ocular Fire July 9, 2023

Piece of Shit Cake 

A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.

Person 1: That dude slept with my girlfriend! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAKE!

Piece of Shit Cake by Leto172010 June 4, 2010