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Shit cakes

When you poop on a girls tits and pound it with your dick so it looks like a cake.
Hank:I gave Jenny some shit cakes last night.

Jeff:Shit dude, me to!
Shit cakes by magoo112 November 16, 2009

shit-cakes 

When something does not go the way you wanted.
"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"
shit-cakes by Pete89 July 25, 2007

Snow covered shit cakes 

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.
Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!

malu shit cakes 

A shit cake made by south indian malu descent, compressed usually by hand. The best of the packers are called 'Shit Cakers'.
Joel your family makes the best malu shit cakes
malu shit cakes by ASFDFS January 22, 2007

Cakes and shit 

Oh dude, you know what? I'm sorry I tried to put your head in this, this is gonna be like cakes and shit.
Cakes and shit by Ocular Fire July 9, 2023

Piece of Shit Cake 

A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.
Person 1: That dude slept with my girlfriend! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAKE!
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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