Shit cakes

When you poop on a girls tits and pound it with your dick so it looks like a cake.
Hank:I gave Jenny some shit cakes last night.

Jeff:Shit dude, me to!
by magoo112 November 16, 2009
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Elmo shirt

Guy 1: Dude, come at look at this elmo shirt Katy Perry is wearing on SNL!

Guy 2: Excuse me while I go masturbate
by magoo112 September 29, 2010
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