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shit’d 

Short for “shit would”
Person 1: yo lets go shit on the floor in the 7/11 bathroom

Person 2: yo that shit’d be funny as fuck
shit’d by Holden Hiscock April 2, 2024

Shit-D TV 

Once defined as Standard Definition Television, Shit-D TV has arisen as a common term in the wake of the HDTV revolution. As your eyes are spoiled by the beautifully pure optical clarity of High Definition, reverting back to Standard Def is nearly impossible to do because of the extreme nausea caused by the grainy, fuzzy and just flat out SHITTY optical quality.
I was excited to head over to Cheese's house for the Super Bowl, but when we got there and I found out he hadn't upgraded his cable package to HD, and that we were going to be watching the biggest game of the year in Shit-D TV, I nearly called up John Stamos to come over and beat the living hell out him.
Shit-D TV by bhyphenlo9 May 18, 2010

R.T.S.D. "Rush That Shit Down" 

To aggressively persue an object of interest.
"Man, look at that bitch over there... I'mma go Rush That Shit Down!"

Shit Bitch'd 

When one finds themselves in a situation that will not end positively.
During a paintball game, you are surrounded by the enemy and you run out of paint. This is the point when you realize that you are Shit Bitch'd.
Shit Bitch'd by Jane Dover November 4, 2008

I'd Shit That 

An expression meaning that a public bathroom is clean enough to poop in. See I'd Hit That
John: How is the bathroom at the hockey arena?
Bill: Not bad, actually, I'd shit that.
I'd Shit That by The Puñeta December 2, 2010
Somethign very good.
Damn, this weed is D'Shit!
D'Shit by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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