Once defined as Standard
Definition Television, Shit-D TV has arisen as a common term in the wake of the HDTV revolution. As your eyes are spoiled by the
beautifully pure optical clarity of High Definition, reverting back to Standard Def is nearly
impossible to do because of the extreme nausea caused by the grainy, fuzzy and just flat out SHITTY optical quality.
I was excited to head over to Cheese's house for
the Super Bowl, but when we got there and I found out he hadn't upgraded his cable package to HD, and that we were going to be watching
the biggest game of the year in Shit-D TV, I nearly called up
John Stamos to come over and beat the living hell out him.