shirt squirt

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.

Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.

by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017

Squirt Shirt

A shirt with spunk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.

Harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the cum stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.

by noodles montgomery October 18, 2009

Ron Short Squirt

When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.

Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.

by Georgebrw March 12, 2015

Doggy Leg Short-Squirt

When wearing shorts: is the act of hiking up your hind leg to pee through the bottom of your shorts' leg.

Joesph exerts in a drunken stupor , "Look at my wee-wee!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"

by Daravouchi March 6, 2018

Shirt Squirter

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.

Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!

by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

The short burst squirt

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.

It got messy after we did the short burst squirt.

by Daddyajthelord March 13, 2024

Flirt, Squirt and Skirt

The act of courting and knocking up a girl, then immediately leaving them to be a single mom.

Tom - What happened to Angela? She used to get tons of boyfriends.
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...

by ergonomics July 30, 2018