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Squirt Shirt

A shirt with spunk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.
Harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the cum stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.
Squirt Shirt by noodles montgomery October 18, 2009

Ron Short Squirt

When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.
Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.
Ron Short Squirt by Georgebrw March 12, 2015

Doggy Leg Short-Squirt 

When wearing shorts: is the act of hiking up your hind leg to pee through the bottom of your shorts' leg.
Joesph exerts in a drunken stupor , "Look at my wee-wee!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"

Shirt Squirter 

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.
Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!

The short burst squirt 

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.
It got messy after we did the short burst squirt.

Flirt, Squirt and Skirt 

The act of courting and knocking up a girl, then immediately leaving them to be a single mom.
Tom - What happened to Angela? She used to get tons of boyfriends.
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...