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shit money 

The theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. Hence all your money is worth shit all.
'dude, that parking ticket was for £200!'
'Shit money.'

'man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!'
'shit money.'
shit money by ihateslappers May 16, 2009

short money 

Pocket change. Spare change. Small amount of money. Not expensive.
I can afford that. It's short money. I've got than that in my pocket change.
short money by Jaded Ace January 25, 2012

british shit money 

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)
I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

take a shit money 

the amount of money you need to have in the bank to take a shit on your bosses desk
Rick James - I won the lottery
Johnson - whats that smell
Rick James- I just took a shit on your desk, i have enough take a shit money
take a shit money by Johhnnny V January 21, 2009

british shit money 

dollars kick ass!

Short money 

Owing more money than you have. Common among dealers who get fronted dope.
Person A: Thats a lot of dough bro! Person B: Its all short money cuz.
Short money by doubleskeet December 6, 2013