shpuke

The act of vomitting while deffecating, or the need to do both at the same time, usually occurs while inebriated. An obvious compound of SHit and PUKE. "shpuked, shpuking"

I was dropping a deuce and had to puke, so I pinched off a loaf, turned around and puked in the toilet, making me puke again, just because of the smell.

I puked in your bathtub while sitting on the jon taking a crap.

by LeRoy Christian May 5, 2005

Shpuke

When you void your bowels while emesis (vomiting)

He must be really sick because he just shpuke.

by god_of_art May 17, 2016