shpuke 

The act of vomitting while deffecating, or the need to do both at the same time, usually occurs while inebriated. An obvious compound of SHit and PUKE. "shpuked, shpuking"

I was dropping a deuce and had to puke, so I pinched off a loaf, turned around and puked in the toilet, making me puke again, just because of the smell.

I puked in your bathtub while sitting on the jon taking a crap.

shpuke by LeRoy Christian May 5, 2005

Shpuke 

When you void your bowels while emesis (vomiting)

He must be really sick because he just shpuke.

Shpuke by god_of_art May 17, 2016

shpuke

when one shits and pukes at the same time

can also be used in place of kirk/kirking it/kirkulating

up in the club straight shphuking it

“hey man, what happened to you last night?”

“i don’t know, all of a sudden i was dancing with this girl and then i shpuked, it was a straight projectile out of both ends bro.”

shpuke by phantxms April 20, 2026

shaukeen Gabru 

Generally speaking, young man who does something for fun

In theory, an activity or interest pursued outside one's regular occupation and engaged in primarily for pleasure.

G is offcourse a shaukeen Gabru , he keeps dog, horses and rabbits just for fun , do take part in horse/dog racing but with no potential of earning etc.

shaukeen Gabru by Gabru October 12, 2011

Shtuked

to be treated badly and caught of guard at the same time.

I can't believe I was shtuked by my boss at the company picnic yesterday.

Shtuked by novasee June 9, 2009

shuke 

to be utterly confused.

Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.

shuke by Melvin T Scupper August 13, 2004

shuke 

State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.

Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.

I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.

shuke by JAA_MD December 11, 2006