two people that will never meet because the closer one comes the more the other retreats. making for a fun life-long game with zero results, zero reality, zero responsibility. Yay!
"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"
"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"
"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"
"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"
"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"
by Krkič August 12, 2019
Get the shiplessmug.