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two people that will never meet because the closer one comes the more the other retreats. making for a fun life-long game with zero results, zero reality, zero responsibility. Yay!

"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"

"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"

"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"

shipless by Krkič August 12, 2019

Words you can keep

shitless

1. adj. a state of being, during which one is without fecies

2. adj. used as an expression "scared shitless," referring to being frightened so badly as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defacation of one's pants.

Antonym: 'Full of shit"

I took so many laxatives last night that I'm currently shitless

During that entire movie I was scared shitless!

shitless by Rachel Woodhouse December 3, 2006

shitless layabout

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.

I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

shitless layabout by Harmon Smoothberger March 21, 2016

scared shitless

it's when you scare someone to such an extent, you scare the shit out of them, at times causing them to excrement all over the vicinity

last time i was scared shitless, it took me 20 minutes to clean up the mess.

scared shitless by otto dealer March 6, 2008

bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

bored shitless by credmond12 August 3, 2012

bored shitless

A way of describing your boredom, bored shitless implies that you are REALLY REALLY bored, and have probably been for some time to have started to say "bored shitless".

I'm bored shitless so I'm correcting this words deffinition.

bored shitless by TrisBored January 6, 2008

Scared Shitless

Being seriously scared almost to the point of shitting yourself!!!

I was scared shitless during The Shining!!!

Scared Shitless by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026