Shitblaster 

When you launch feces at speeds of over 87 MPH from your rectum.

This is a known side-effect of having Taco Bell induced with 3 or more laxatives.

"Dude.. I turned into a complete shitblaster last night, I think I drowned someone.."

Shitblaster by grandmafetish June 26, 2015

shingmaster 

Shingmaster is more than a man, he is the internet.

Shingmaster just destroyed frinster. OH NOES.

shingmaster by Shingmaster September 17, 2008

Shplastered 

To be shit faced and plastered: also see the word Shmammered.

"We were Shmammered, Shplastered and straight up shit wrecked"

Shplastered by Exile Gunner February 4, 2010