NOES

What one would exclaim if their megahurtz had been stoeled.

h4x0r5 0n teh yu0r pC?
OH NOES!! MY MEGAHURTZ HAEV BEEN STOELED!!111
SAFELY CHECK YUOR MEGAHURTZ : FREE

by Mulciber July 23, 2003

noes

Noes - (noze)

Commonly used in the phrase, "Oh Noes".

That said, it is a variation of the term, "Oh no", exclaiming that the specific situation is not good and/or unwanted.

"Noes" can also be used interchangeably with the word no.

In Short, "Noes" means "No".

Just an online term.

Oh Noes, I just got killed!

Noes! Noes! Not True! I Don't Believe it!

by :D:D January 1, 2006

NOES

A sudden exclamation, traditionally a sarcastic cry of discontent. Usually uttered in a childish voice if spoken, or typed in all caps with Izyized punctuation. Also seen as "OH NOES"

Izy in a thong! My EYES, I'm BLIND! OH NOES!!212111!

by ( . Y . )Lucille Ball February 5, 2003

NOES

Short for Nightmare on Elm Street.

Guy : Let's watch NOES!
Girl: Ok, but then I won't have sex with you.
Guy: OH NOES!
Girl: Just kidding! I'm your sister!
Guy: Ok.

by Keael January 14, 2006

noes

a mix between the word 'no' and 'toes'

person 1: do you want any toes?

person 2: noes!
person 1: oh, no toes then :(

by word maker <3 August 3, 2021

Noes

Definition: A word used to describe a situation where someone, typically a woman, says "yes" but actually means "no" or is indicating disagreement or refusal non-verbally.

Example Sentences:

She said she'd come to the party, but her hesitant tone felt like a noes.
When he asked if she was okay with his plans, her verbal yes and crossed arms were a clear noes.

by Sakurakage May 31, 2024

noes it

Variation of 'knows it' or 'You know it'

To acknowledge something that is the truth.

Man 1. Saw the team leaders girlfriend the other day.
Man 2. Oh yeah, she nice?
Man 1. Nice? Fuck no. She looks like a bloke.
Man 2. noes it.

by Dr. Who July 23, 2006