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shing monkey 

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.
Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey
shing monkey by Dave's World March 10, 2017
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Swing-monkey 

You were struck with misfortune
Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey
Swing-monkey by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

Monkey shine 

What is this monkey shine joey? i asked you to clean up after youself!
Monkey shine by slangmaster2 February 28, 2010

Monkey Swing 

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.
I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.

Monkey Sling 

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.
doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging
Monkey Sling by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor February 24, 2012

sing like a monkey 

when a partner's cheeks start to make a clapping sound and the partner starts to moan.
she likes to sing like a monkey at night...
sing like a monkey by iukek1n1 July 19, 2010

sting money 

The biggest paycheck you can get at your own workplace. Nobody is allowed to make more money than that.

It refers to 80's and 90's WCW Wrestling star "Sting" (aka Steve Borden)
Sting was known as the highest paid employee at WCW (WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING)

When former WWE wrestlers would seek employment with WCW. They would lie and tell the other members of the WWE locker room that they were getting "Sting Money" for quitting Vince McMahon's company and jumping to Ted Turner's company.

This was a tactic used to get people gossipping, in order to recieve a bigger Counter money offer from McMahon by falsely-inflating the amount of money.

"Sting Money" is alleged to be $750,000 per year by former WCW Executive Vice President. Eric Bischoff
Scott Hall: "Hey yo Kev...you should give your notice today. Ted Turner is offering me STING MONEY to leave New York to go wrestle in Atlanta"

Kevin Nash: "STING MONEY?! WOW! Even Ric Flair doesn't get paid STING MONEY!"
sting money by rdu3 June 1, 2018
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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