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Monkey Swing 

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.
I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.

shing monkey 

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.
Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey
shing monkey by Dave's World March 10, 2017

swine monkey 

a derogitory word used for black people to insult da hell out of them
look at dis damn swine monkey eatin fried chicken
swine monkey by roxsteady May 7, 2009

Monkey Swings 

A fighting technique in which hair or a hood is pulled over the face, punches are thrown upwards towards the face as the person cannot see or fight back.
Phil:’Damn she threw hands mayte’
Colin:’Those monkey swings are so hard to block’
Monkey Swings by YungBritish January 29, 2020

Monkey Sling 

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.
doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging
Monkey Sling by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor February 24, 2012

sing like a monkey 

when a partner's cheeks start to make a clapping sound and the partner starts to moan.
she likes to sing like a monkey at night...
sing like a monkey by iukek1n1 July 19, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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