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Shitzkrieg 

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.
Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.
Shitzkrieg by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009
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Persian Shitzu

The act of inserting a uncooked bun length hotdog into a person's asshole. In a slow and controlled manner the person then pushes the hotdog out into another person's mouth allowing them to nibble or chew.
Dan, excited to try the Persian Shitzu, went to the store to buy a pack of bun length hotdogs.
Persian Shitzu by AKitts June 30, 2016

shpatzir 

Feh! You go and see "Transformers," we'll shpatzir around the shopping mall--you want I should pick you up some socks?
shpatzir by yid2009 August 3, 2009

Shiatrocity 

(shahy-uh-tros-i-tee) n. A film that had the potential to be good but was completely ruined by the presence of Shia LaBeouf.
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" was a shiatrocity.

pom-a-shitz 

A dog that is Pomerania and Shih Tzu mixed
Oh your dog is so cute what type of breed is he?

Oh she’s a Pom-a-shitz
pom-a-shitz by ashane June 10, 2018

Shitzkreig 

An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.
Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?

Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)
Shitzkreig by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009