Shitzkreig

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An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.

Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?

Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)

Shitzkreig by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009

Words you can keep

Shitzkrieg

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

Shitzkrieg by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

Related Words

Shitzkreig • shitzkrieg • Sitzkreig • Dip-shitzkrieg • shitskrieg • Shatzkrieg • shittzkrieg • Shnitekreig

shitskrieg

A pseudo-Germanic conglomeration, with meaning roughly similar to "shit-storm."

Dammit, Jim! Get over here, there's going to be a major shitskrieg.

shitskrieg by LdG April 17, 2008

shitzkrieg

1. A war waged against an asshole; conversely

2. A war waged by an asshole.

"If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."

"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."

shitzkrieg by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

Shitzkrieg

When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.

Oh god, this teacher gave me a shitzkrieg of homework! I have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!

Shitzkrieg by shlin August 17, 2009

Shatzkrieg

A bowel movement that comes on so fast, so strong, with lightning precision that it forces an immediate surrender and release.

I ate two dozen wings and by half time, it was shatzkrieg. That toilet was wrecked. Couldn’t get there quick enough to get relief.

Shatzkrieg by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018

shitskrieg

A large quantity of feces output in a considerably short window of time.

Dude! Triple-flusher in 5 minutes, what an awesome shitskrieg!

shitskrieg by vtpinoy January 23, 2011

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026