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Combination of Shitty and Sense. In otherwords, bullshit. A clandestine manner of telling someone they are full of shit.
After smiling and noding at your superior's instructions for some time, this person finally comes to a conclusion. Instead of telling this person they are full of shit you say, with a straight face, "Yes sir, that makes perfect shense"

Someone who just told a very bad joke can be said to have a very good shense of humor.
shense by Mike Marsh December 9, 2008
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Combination of Shitty and Sense. In otherwords, bullshit. A clandestine manner of telling someone they are full of shit.
After smiling and noding at your superior's instructions for some time, this person finally comes to a conclusion. Instead of telling this person they are full of shit you say, with a straight face, "Yes sir, that makes perfect shense"

Someone who just told a very bad joke can be said to have a very good shense of humor.
shense by Michael Marsh April 29, 2008

Common Sense Media 

A website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media
Before you allow Little Tommy to watch Spongebob, make sure you check it's rating on Common Sense Media!

Common Sense Media 

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment 

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.
EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

shendezvous 

the act of rendezvous-ing
Last night in the bar, a cute guy shendezvoused up to me and asked to buy me a drink.

Common Sense Media 

A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.
13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.
Common Sense Media by Dubiks February 20, 2019