shekela 

Baddest bitch alive

Damn Shekela fine asf 😂lmao

shekela by anonymous November 23, 2021

Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?

If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!

Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018

shekel thief 

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

shekel thief by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

Poop Shekel 

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

Poop Shekel by glikber December 28, 2020

Shekel Hound 

A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.

I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags

Shekel Hound by xXFurball February 6, 2015

Shekel Grabber 

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

Shekel Grabber by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021

shekels 

jewish coins/israeli currency and for some reason, slang word for cash in Ireland.

Id say they cost ya a few shekels.

Yeah not too bad, 60 quid.

shekels by womoma April 16, 2005