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If she smokes, she pokes
Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.
son:ok,thanks dad.
If she smokes, she pokes by mohair May 27, 2007
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If she smokes...she pokes
1. Phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
Biggs: Hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
If she smokes...she pokes by heybarker October 16, 2008
one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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