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She-Mail 

A female mailtruck driver
Wow, she's a pretty hot She-mail.
She-Mail by Snejhamma November 13, 2011

She-mail 

An extremely long text message that a girl might send to a guy in a fight. Usually they explain exactly why they are mad and how they could fix it.
Caleb: Brittany sent me a She-mail last night. I hardly got halfway through it!
Peter: Dude you should probably read it. She-mail can be hella helpful
She-mail by Wiseman07 December 31, 2021

She-Mail Address 

An e-mail address received from a woman who your friends believe to be incredibly unattractive, even to the extent that she might be a transvestite. Do not continue contact with someone who has a She-Mail address. (Can also be spelled "She-Male Address")
"Tommy was all over this gross chick named Kendra late night on Friday."

"Did he get her number?"

"Nah...but he got her She-Mail address."
A shemail is a mail order bride ordered on the internet.
"I just ordered a shemail on the internet!"
shemail by Boggibill January 6, 2007
S.H.Email - Sexy, Hot, Email

An email sent with the intention to get the recipiant all hot and horny to the point of desiring to have sex with the email sender.
"Last night I sent out three shemails and I got a hit on every one of them."

"Hey babe, let's get it on tonight, where do you want to meet?"

shemails often includes explicit text inappropriate for public internet viewing by minors....you know what I mean.
shemail by wheezil September 8, 2007

Shemailing 

The act of emailing whilst taking a dump. And sounds like shemale which is awesome.
Did you see my email earlier? Yes. Just so you know, I was shemailing you.
Shemailing by _Stanimal February 14, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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