shazwazer

a slow monkey with eight arms and three tales that usually picks his nose with his third little finger.

the shazwazer was killed and eaten by the pickleweasel.

by scottie February 20, 2003

Shazamer

Somebody who uses Shazam or any other app that detects song titles to cheat in song guessing games.

Foxanimaljam321 is a Shazamer m9

by xEverythingIsCopacetic July 21, 2016

Shazaer

Someone who wanted his name to be Raj, but failed at life and was named Shazaer.

Guy - "Hi Shazaer"
Shazaer - "GODDAMN MY NAME IS RAJ YOU FUCKING..."

by Raj111 October 24, 2008

Chazwazer

bullfrogs introduced by Bart Simpson into Australia.

They is like kangaroos but they is repiles they is.

by Bronson January 5, 2005

shazwazzle

When two friends of yours enter into a "relationship", where by; they only see eachother, sleep together, and really really like eachother, but, refuse to call it a "relationship". Leaving their friends a bit confused on what to call it.

I am so happy that Mike and Marijke's shazwazzle makes them happy.

by llolla November 12, 2007

shazoozer

A loser who tries to secretly use the Shazam iPhone app in the hopes of looking "in the know" in certain musical social encounters. This person will hide their phone behind their back until the song is retrieved, and then try to make a comment about how they have been down with the artist's work for years.

That shazoozer couldn't even name the Red Hot Chili Peppers song without cheating on his phone.

by Dr Trotter December 19, 2008

shazzer

Shazzer is a way of describing someone who shits in the shower and mushes it down with their big toe.

That guy over there is such a shazzer

by helpmegetafreeipad June 8, 2021