9 definitions by scottie

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A foul language term in Cantonese , mainly used in Hong Kong.

When someone did something stupid or doing something silly. We will usually call them " on 9 " - Which means " stupid penis " in english.

the number " 9 " is from the pronouciation of " penis " in Cantonese.

An excellent word for saying this to people in Hong Kong.
Mr.Tung is an on 9. ( Mr.Tung is a stupid penis )
Don't be on 9 la. ( Don't be stupid )
by Scottie August 25, 2004
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Chocolate brownies with cannabis in them.
Man these hash brownies are loaded
by Scottie June 27, 2004
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A dork to the extreme or an extremely foolish person. Usually used in the term "Dorkus Maximus", but can be used alone.
OMG, he has a PDA and a cell phone that is a PDA, what a dorkus!
by Scottie July 29, 2003
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a slow monkey with eight arms and three tales that usually picks his nose with his third little finger.
the shazwazer was killed and eaten by the pickleweasel.
by scottie February 20, 2003
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Snoop really ripped Frankie Smith
Bip, bomp, bam alakazam
But only when you're grooving
With the Double Dutch Man
Put on your skates don't forget your rope
Cause I know I'm gonna see you
At my Double Dutch Show
Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn
Everytime you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on '
Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan
Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man
Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus
(The Double Dutch Bus)
by Scottie July 28, 2003
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To understand what the F$%! "nizzle" means.
Shortie, you be in the "knizzle" about the nizzle??

by Scottie December 03, 2003
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TimTim is defined as a nickname from a famous online game player called " Choi XXX Tim " in Hong Kong. Another nickname is heard as " C-Black " or " Black Cxxxxxx " which is a vegetable name.

TimTim is usually related with on 9 this word , especially when you are playing an online game and found that he is doing something stupid ( crazy power-leveling , open unlimited socks server to play multi chars at the same time for the best boosting level speed , crazy macroing , unbelievalbe easyuo writing for his better macroing , doing nothing to get money etc ) All of these actions are some outstanding actions in online gaming world.

He always like playing game with someone called Scottie since 1997. The timeline is described as below :

Ultima Online -> Everquest -> King of Kings -> Everquest -> Ultima Online -> X -> X -> X->

The timeline is not so clear because Scottie has played so many online games with TimTim which this defination can't explain much as much.
Example :
TimTim is an on 9.
TimTim is a cheap boy.
TimTim is no-penis-sad-boy.
by Scottie September 13, 2004
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