A loser who tries to secretly use the Shazam iPhone app in the hopes of looking "in the know" in certain musical social encounters. This person will hide their phone behind their back until the song is retrieved, and then try to make a comment about how they have been down with the artist's work for years.
by Dr Trotter December 19, 2008
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Get the Shmoozered mug.ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)
He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.
by Shoelaces October 6, 2011
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Me & Tony were drinking for 7 hours straight, he claimed he petted his pet stapler whilst his dog shouted at him, Tony was completely spazookered
by YaBoiJD September 25, 2017
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Homie hit a shnoozer
by Jetneyy March 18, 2020
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Get the Shoozer mug.Shazzer is a way of describing someone who shits in the shower and mushes it down with their big toe.
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