shazoozer 

A loser who tries to secretly use the Shazam iPhone app in the hopes of looking "in the know" in certain musical social encounters. This person will hide their phone behind their back until the song is retrieved, and then try to make a comment about how they have been down with the artist's work for years.

That shazoozer couldn't even name the Red Hot Chili Peppers song without cheating on his phone.

shazoozer by Dr Trotter December 19, 2008

Shmoozered 

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Shmoozer 

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

Shmoozer by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

Spazookered 

The act of drinking until you see many versions of the same thing, often involves people being abused by pets.

Me & Tony were drinking for 7 hours straight, he claimed he petted his pet stapler whilst his dog shouted at him, Tony was completely spazookered

Spazookered by YaBoiJD September 25, 2017

shnoozer 

A Shnoozer is a nice nap. It’s a really deep and calming experience. But it can also be used when someone falls asleep.

Homie hit a shnoozer

shnoozer by Jetneyy March 18, 2020

Shoozer 

When you do your blanket and spermcomes out

Dude! You shoozered on your blankets.

Shoozer by BingBong May 24, 2004

shazzer 

Shazzer is a way of describing someone who shits in the shower and mushes it down with their big toe.

That guy over there is such a shazzer

shazzer by helpmegetafreeipad June 8, 2021