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(n) - a peice of creative writing that is done seriously, but is deemed so shat, that it was taken as satire. Hence shatire
Ms Kaye: I dont accept shatire *insert sad face*
Student: It's not meant to be funny...

"The emerald green mountains next to the crystal clear sea"
shatire by Kenny is a fag November 2, 2006
Related Words
Taken from Arabic widely used in Latakia, Syria. it denotes a big boy.
Why are you stil acting like babies, you become a Shantir now!
Shantir by donnie darko October 23, 2004
A girl that’s annoying and will be your friend till the very in
Shatira is underrated
shatira by Sam I ammm July 25, 2021

Shaxting 

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”
*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!
Shaxting by Sproo March 2, 2021

shaxting 

I really had to poop so I'm shaxting you, I hope you don't mind.
shaxting by spilkgirl11 June 19, 2010

shaxting 

the act of sending pictures of pieces of poop to other people by phone.
I was shaxting my bro the other day, when I was out and about.
shaxting by kim kardashien June 20, 2010