An absolute specimen of human nature with a body made of iron and a dick made of steel with the balls of an African lion attacking 10 hyenas.
by shaxtirsecretlover69 April 24, 2023
Get the shaxtir mug.(n) - a peice of creative writing that is done seriously, but is deemed so shat, that it was taken as satire. Hence shatire
Ms Kaye: I dont accept shatire *insert sad face*
Student: It's not meant to be funny...
"The emerald green mountains next to the crystal clear sea"
Student: It's not meant to be funny...
"The emerald green mountains next to the crystal clear sea"
by Kenny is a fag November 2, 2006
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by Sam I ammm July 25, 2021
Get the shatira mug.A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:
“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”
“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”
by Sproo March 2, 2021
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by spilkgirl11 June 19, 2010
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